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  • BharatPremi
    03-17 10:26 AM
    Substitute labors for EB2 should not IMPACT the delay more than 3 to 6 months. The reason is total EB2 labor india cases approved with PD in 2004 itself is 3500(Straight out of DOL database, published on this forum last year). Some of these cases may have been substituted, worst case, lets say 100% of them applied to I-485. Now the number is 3 times that of 3500. that is 10500(including spouse and 1 child on average).

    Another thing you need to consider is If anycase had a PD before sept 2004 and was filed for I-485 before July 2007. That must have got the approval unless there was a namecheck delay.

    That should reduce the number to half., 5500(including dependent cases). This is my educated guess, Please dont pick on me. It wont help anybody.

    Below are 3 categories left in 2004 as per my analysis....

    1) the applications filed in or after july 2007 OR
    2) applications had a PD after sept 2004
    3) Namecheck delayed cases.


    Your flow of logic is correct but you ar ebuilding this palace on soft land...:). Your "numbers" base is way way small... There are thousands of EB2 switch over occured and there are thousands and thousands of applications are waiting in EB2. If you add up thosands and thousands then you can reach million speedly.. right? Only July 2007 filing was around 500000. You just apply crude maths: 500000/3 (Categories) = So EB2 numbers are = 1,66,667.
    Now divide 1,66,667/5 ( IN,CHina,MX, Philipines,ROW, assuming equal number of each country category applied during july though in reality max. applicants should have been from China and India) = 33333. That is just for July 2007. Now to scare you more let me tell you that there was number around during July 2007 in all immigration boards that around 500000 applications are stuck in the process including Name Check (No claim on accuracy of that number but pretty much bignames were talking about that number so generally you would trust that number.) So now start applying your logic andyou would realize the seriousness of the problem.




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  • paskal
    07-29 01:17 PM
    good joke too
    will try redress your reputation...




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  • tdasara
    08-17 11:03 AM
    ashkam

    How many years do they renew the license based on I-485 receipt at Malvern DMV?

    Thanks




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  • newuser
    10-07 05:16 PM
    I got same audit in september as well
    the guy came in to my desk and took pictures and i was asked to show my pay stubs
    then they went to my hr and asked all questions
    on being asked he said its the normal procedure
    so no big deal , pls make sure if they coem to your office you should atleast have a copy of your paystubs

    How can they come to your desk randonmly and ask for pay stubs? Nobody carries paystubs to work everyday.Are these raids authorized by USCIS. Is there a memo that mentions this from USCIS.



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  • mhathi
    07-20 09:08 AM
    If you can not locate Indian Student Association (ISA), contact International Student Office; this contact is always available on school web site. Ask them about ISA.

    There are truck loads of Chinese and Indians in Engineering + CS. The word can spread very quickly because everyone has friends in other schools also. They may join for the Q/A part.

    I doubt they will contribute. Graduate Teaching/Research Assistants make 12K-/year. Others make much less money then the tuition they pay; then there are living expenses. Also, they are not effected by EB retrogression. What is the motivation for such a person to pay when majority of 50K+/year persons (in deep shit) are not paying.

    No harm in trying.

    I think apart from ISA, the international office is a much better option since people from all nationalities will be affected by this issue to some degree, some more, some less. We should strive to get students from all nationalities that are affected aware of this problem. If they can't contribute money, they can certainly spend some time in webfax/calling senators and organizing state chapter activities.




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  • avi101
    05-19 04:10 AM
    Here's my 2c
    - I guess you may already be aware that you can file I485 only if your PD is current.
    - Don't delay applying for your I140. Atleast get that going. The more you delay, the more things may change, rules may change at USCIS.. you never know. Plus, once you get your I40 approved and if you decide to quit your current employer you should be able to port your Priority Date. (There are conflicting opinions on what happens should the employer revoke your I140, so research more on that.) If DOL comes out with rule to end labor substitution, then your employer wont have any benefit in revoking your I140. A decision on labor substitution may be coming soon.
    - Beside the I140 application notice, you also need employment support letter from your employer for your I485 as yours is an employment based GC. Your employer can delay all they want. My suggestion would be get in good terms with him\her (I know its difficult but suck up for some time), see if you can work out an NON-WRITTEN agreement on continuing to work for an extended period of time. If you put something in writing saying that you wont work afte r x number of months, it could potentially hurt you. GC needs good faith intent from both employer and beneficiary. Your employer can use that against you. Also, if there are any I140 RFEs you may still need your employer's help.

    So don't burn bridges if you can. If you can't tolerate your employer any more, atleast try to get your I140 applied and approved so that you have a shot at retaining your PD.



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  • Rockford
    07-17 02:19 PM
    can you provide the link to that blog? I cannot find it.

    http://blogs.ilw.com/gregsiskind/2007/07/immigration-v-1.html#comment-76176292




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  • palnati
    07-20 01:48 PM
    It doesn't matter. You can file G-325 or G-325A.



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  • corleone
    03-19 11:18 AM
    How will an I-140 gets cancelled just because he left the company. GC is for future employment, that should have nothing to do with the current employment. Same with Place of work issue, place of issue on H1 has nothing to do with I-140
    As amit has suggested approaching Senators will do wonders (atleast for some)

    GC is for future employment but I-140 is not GC. I-485 is Adjustment of status to Permanent resident (GC).
    If you leave the company prior I-140 approval. I-140, I-485, EAD & AP are canceled.
    If your I-140 is approved and I-485 is pending for more than 180 days, then and only then, you can switch company using AC21 while still keeping your I-485 pending.
    Mind you, I-140 is not your application, it is employers!




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  • GCard_Dream
    07-13 04:37 PM
    This is one of the most funniest post I have seen today. Great job. You should send this classification to USCIS and ask them to process cases based on the number and color of dots each member has. Forget about EB1, EB2, and EB3. :D

    Well.. the good news is that according your classification, no one is being deported or is a criminal. That's a relief. :D

    By the way, I gave you a reputation point and now you are up to 2 green dots. You'll get your GC faster now. CONGRATULATIONS!

    The software has an AI program that determines how likely you are to get a GC based on the info that you gave while registering and shows the square accordingly. So if you have


    one green sqaure you will get it in 4-6 years
    two green squares means 2-4 years
    one red square means that your name is stuck in FBI name check and could take 6-8 years
    two red squares means your deportation hearing is coming up any time now
    three red squares means you are a most wanted criminal :D :D


    Actually the square colors are determined by the judgment calls made fellow members. You can make this call by clicking on the weight scale image above each post. Now if only you would give me a favorable vote for explaining this in detail.:)



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  • eager_immi
    01-31 01:44 PM
    aren't u contradicting urself?

    Revoking the previously approved I140 doesn't invalidate the H1 extension/transfer. But to get further extensions/transfers, you need A) labor pending for one year OR B) approved I140 from the new employer.




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  • rsdang
    10-30 04:05 PM
    Dude you have the AP use it... I have travelled on AP multiple time no issues. I have an approved H1 which I dont use any more...

    All the best



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  • msp1976
    02-15 11:33 AM
    How about requesting a $1donation when a non-contributing member ask a question, or $5 dollars for ten posts.It is not much but will definitely bring some revenue.
    We can have a forum like member only access...where the question can only be posted by payed members or by people who pay a small donation? The idea is that the amount requested is not much ,which anyone can afford, but the number of questions people ask on our forum will definitely generate some revenue.

    We can start a volunteer thread as a pilot program to see what kind of response we get...what do Core and rest of the member think of it?

    Some of us have a fair study of the immigration laws....Our knowledge is anecdotal.....but still we are not lawyers and we donot want to get into a situation in which we get sued for providing potentially incorrect info....No one wants to mislead anyone but accepting money for service makes us step into an unknown territory....

    We want to educate members as much as possible but this is not core business...
    All advice we provide is with a caveat that users should check with their lawyesr for feasibility....




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  • trucks55
    06-04 03:46 PM
    I had recent gt my in-laws visa stamped at chennai consulate, i has send my 3 months bank statements from my online statements..

    hope this help you ...



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  • AirWaterandGC
    05-15 12:04 AM
    I have repeatedly said that is not about any one person's GC. Count on me to be with IV even when I get mine. Its the fight for justice.




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  • dskhabra
    08-13 04:02 PM
    What if


    India is going to charge
    IBM,
    Accenture,
    EDS,
    Microsoft,
    Google,
    Cisco,
    Intel,
    Motorola,
    Facebook,
    Goldman Sachs,
    Morgan Stanley,
    etc., companies to fund for securing all state borders and states from bomb blasts from terrorists.They do not know how much they want to collect. Still counting , because India had heavy losses because of these blasts.
    I am sure India will do something similar if more than 50% employees of these companies are NON-INDIANS....



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  • jonty_11
    01-15 10:29 AM
    Hi,

    Out of the 3 - CELPIP, IELTS,
    which do u think is teh preferred test for us?

    Just got Letter from Buffalo Canada Consulate to provide results of this test.

    Plus Looks like IELTS does not have a test location in the state I reside in.




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  • jo3350
    05-13 10:16 AM
    President Bush is going to be giving a speech on Immigration this Monday at 8 p.m EST. Is there any way IV can get the Issue of Legal Immikgration addressed in his speech.




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  • desi3933
    06-11 02:39 PM
    I am in my 8 yr. Have a H1-B approved Untill 2008 Dec

    Have a EB3 Approved Labor and 140 from Company A.

    Now as of today if I move to Company B ...

    Question :

    Can I get a 3 yr Extension based on Company A (140 Approved )
    that is from june 2007 to june 2010

    OR

    Do I get my H1-B untill 2008 Dec ?
    ----

    When I move to Company B is there anything that I have be aware off as
    I am planning to pally Eb2 and move the PD from company A
    My PD : EB3 Jun 2004

    Thanks Thanks Thanks Thanks

    3 year H1 extension from date of application (for example: June 2007 to June 2010).

    If you move to Company B, you need to restart GC (i.e. new LC and new 140). One can port PD from old 140 to new I-140, however there is a risk involved if the previous I-140 is revoked or canceled.

    --------------------------------------------------------------------
    Please verify details with your lawyer/attorney. This is just my opinion and not be taken as legal advice.




    Rakson
    03-01 12:25 PM
    Another front to think about :

    Recently I have heard that when the company publishes advertisement for the labor when filling for fresh PERM, every time there is a response coming back because of the higher rate of unemployment in the market. The issue is, if any response comes back then the company cannot proceed with the labor and new GC process gets hung.

    So, to be on safer side just check on ur skill set before resigning the current job as it should not be readily available in the market.


    You have added important point for consideration. Thanks!




    BMS1
    08-21 12:04 PM
    Do you still need to go for an interview? I just wanted to know and what kind of questions they ask during the interview. You could provide us with very helpful tips and what to expect.


    Interview is not mandatory for I485. Only a small percentage gets the interview call.



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