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  • chanduv23
    08-02 05:30 PM
    create a yahoogroups or googlegroups and start adding people in, maybe you can have one group for FL initially and then divide norrth and south




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  • mhathi
    04-15 04:35 PM
    Heartiest Congratulations!




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  • Munshi75
    06-08 06:41 PM
    I hired an attorney from murthy for EAD/ AC21 , it was good talking to them. But make sure that, be prepared with all the questions and they tend to side track and don't let them do that. If you feel they are taking irrelevant stuff , interrupt immediately .




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  • pmat
    01-31 03:06 PM
    how can one get copy of i140? does it not belong to the company?

    You can always ask for a copy of the approval after the I-140 is approved. Depends on how cooperative your HR and lawyer are.



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  • ChainReaction
    04-18 07:09 AM
    www.immigration-law.com

    04/18/2006: Bi-Specialization and Reshaping Service Centers Processing Times Report

    The bi-specialization initiative that went into effect on April 1, 2006 is expected to bring about the changes in the Service Centers processing times report. The latest reports have already reported the following two changes in I-140 petition processing times report:
    California Service Center ceased reporting I-140 processing times
    Nebraska Service Center I-140 petition processing times have jumped remarkably since the April 10, 2006 report as follows:
    04/10/2006 Report 04/15/2006 Report
    EB-1A 10/01/2005 03/01/2006
    EB-1B 11/12/2005 03/01/2006
    EB-1C 12/17/2005 03/15/2006
    EB-2 12/10/2005 12/15/2005
    NIW 12/10/2005 03/15/2006
    EB-3 10/16/2005 02/15/2006
    EB-3EW 01/15/2006 03/15/2006
    Schedule A 12/17/2005 02/01/2006

    Texas Service Center I-140 petition processing times was already January 2006 in April 10, 2006 Report. It is likely that TSC I-140 processing times may also reveal some changes in the next report.
    We will keep watching the development and effect of the bi-specialization program. The next review will focus on EB-485 processing patterns in these Service Centers. Please stay tuned to this web site.
    Speedy processing times will help some of the recent PERM application filers whose H-1B approaches the six-year limit and who cannot apply for extension of 7th-year extension of H-1B for failure to prove 365 days pending labor certification before reaching H-1B six year limit. Since the PERM applications are nowadays adjudicated in about three months and I-140 petition adjudication takes between two months and three months, they will be able to apply for three-year increment H-1B extension if their visa numbers are retrogressed. Late starters of PERM applications should consider two options to extend their H-1B extension beyond six years while they wait for the visa numbers: One is overseas trips and recapture of H-1B times abroad. The second is prompt processing of I-140 petitions and filing of three-year increment H-1B extensions.




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  • go_guy123
    05-24 12:43 PM
    People do not earn Ph.D. for money. A Ph.D. gives you prestige and you literally stand tall in the crowd for the rest of your life. People call you 'Dr.', which has more value than anything. Most importantly faculties NEVER lose their jobs once they are tenured......NEVER. There is NOTHING in this universe that can fire a Professor (excepting criminal offenses, academic dishonesty etc.). They never fear that their employer will ill treat them, not pay them, yale at them etc. etc. It takes years of blood and sweat (and intelligence) to earn a Ph.D. Society treats them with reputation and not no mention they live a peaceful life (professionally) throughout their lives.


    Yes true ....its not easy to get into the ivory tower of tenured prof.
    Most phds dont make into that. Mainly phds from top schools make into the ivory tower that you are describing.
    Perhaps you are working in univ as faculty due to your phd...good for you....but all dont work as prof.



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  • fundo14
    02-19 12:36 PM
    Hi All,

    I wanted to share my experience at the port of entry using AP.

    Just to give a quick background me and my wife have been working on H1 for last 8 years, we both were working on our H1’s at the time of leaving for vacation one month back.
    Our 485/EAD/AP was filed on July 2nd, 2007; my wife is a Primary Applicant.

    We have our 485 receipts/ approved EAD’s and AP’s with us.

    Also, our H1 Petition’s are valid till 2010 but the stamping on passport is expired, we did not get stamping in India as we intended to enter using AP

    At the Port of entry this is how it went:

    Officer: Very rudely asked for our passports & I-94
    We gave him our Passports, I-94 forms and Original AP’s

    Officer: What’s the purpose of your visit?
    Our Answer: To join back at our respective work.

    Officer: Work? Who’s the primary applicant?
    My answer: My wife

    Officer: Then how the hell you will work here, you cannot work here, only your wife can work as the petition is on her name, you are a derivative.
    My answer: But I have work Authorization (showed our EAD cards)

    Officer: That’s all bullhshit, does not mean anything…you can not work here.
    My answer: I politely told him that sir when we left country a month ago we both were working on H1’s, now we are seeking entry on AP.

    Officer: yeh but don’t do fraud, you cannot work here (Very rudely)...who told you that you can work here.
    My Answer: Again I explained politely- Sir, we filed for 485 which made us eligible to get EAD’s, showed him the EAD card again (which clearly states “Authorized to work in US till validity of this card” Our EAD’s are valid till end of 2008)

    Officer: listen don’t teach me law, I have been working here for “x” number of years, and you think you know laws better than me.

    After this I and my wife decided to keep quite as that moron was not ready to listen and understand anything.

    Officer (rudely): I will set this straight for you…then we were asked to follow him in a separate room. Many people were waiting there I guess most of them using AP

    The Officer went to one other custom officer there and pointed towards us and explained him something which we could not hear.

    We waited � an hour till our named was called…I was worried that they will now create lot problems for us but to my surprise we were just handed our Passports along with AP’s / I-94 stamped as “AOS” and told you are all set... Absolutely No questions asked.

    I am worried if he has entered some nasty remarks on my case…not sure.

    Now this entire incident makes me wonder what that officer was talking about, my guess is one of the following:

    1. He assumed throughout that my wife is entering on H1 and I on H4
    2. Or he did realize his mistake but was too egoistic to accept it.
    3. Or he was right and I was wrong about working on EAD (being derivative)...am I missing something here??

    One of my suggestion from all this experience is that anybody entering on AP always state the purpose of visit is to “Resume pending AOS”

    In last 8 years I have re-entered US like 6 times but never faced such a rude Immigration officer or have been treated like this.

    Guru’s please advice if there is a possibility to reinstate our status as H1, we would rather work on H1 then on EAD’s

    Thanks!




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  • yanj
    12-14 11:58 AM
    I searched some ways to solve the GAP problem.

    Now I collect it and please correct it if I have some mistakes.

    GAP problem is a normal problem . So we can share our information about it

    to help each other.



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  • addsf345
    10-29 02:18 PM
    can anyone answer this

    I know a person who had to leave his employer only after 60 days of filling his 485(not even 180 days for ac21) and still got GC.

    There are thousands who already working for new employer using AC21 after 180 days.

    and you are scared to death even after getting GC. Let me ask you this...are you a man or chicken?




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  • jayleno
    12-15 03:44 PM
    :D Nice find. Does it really say where he is from or where the wife has to go in case of the husband being laid off in 4 months time? It just says the person was born in India. I really dont want to extend this...please stop responding.

    Read line 2 of this thread, OP says he is EB3-India , so why should he not send his wife to India ??



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  • skd
    01-09 05:07 PM
    Not a bad idea, I don't know what's purpose it will serve, Still just to know...I don't mind this poll.




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  • howzatt
    11-14 01:29 PM
    Yes you are true, FP doesn't have anything to do with EAD approval.
    However if you apply EAD online, then you will get FP notice as a part of the process.

    good luck :)

    We did not apply online. It is a paper-based application that reached USCIS on AUg 14th.



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  • nozerd
    01-15 09:52 PM
    Looks like the best bet for you would be to give the exam in either Houston or Dallas.

    I am in Denver, Colorado...there is els center here...but that is nt mentioned on the ielts.org website.




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  • gc_on_demand
    05-05 09:54 AM
    If this happens it will be a bad news as given environment I 140 approval takes years . Very soon there will be a backlog in I 140 stage.. They are just swaping backlog from one stage to another..



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  • jeny
    08-06 08:39 AM
    Yes Jayant it is Consular Process. Today i send a mail to them, hope they will replay.
    Thanks

    I just recived mail from embassy saying that there is no visa avilable for my case. When avilable they will call me for the interview again. Thank you ALL




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  • glus
    06-28 04:47 PM
    O MY GOD !! You are so right............guys.. check out Rajiv Khanna's web site, Check out Sheela Murthy's web site, USCIS.....everyone is saying the same.........we are royally screwed. God Helppppppppppp

    You are as stupid as what you wrote.



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  • hopefulgc
    08-21 11:26 AM
    Man, I lost my patience with them long back.
    My case is NSC-EAC-NSC
    I keep a log of anything "useful" I am told every time I speak to them. And usually, the first few mins are wasted in them giving me wrong info, me telling them what they told me last time and them finally agreeing with it after re-checking their screens.


    btw .. it is indeed super-frustrating and unacceptable they way they are bouncing your case around.
    Why is USCIS forgetting that we are paying for their third grade services?




    I broke my politeness today.USCIS inconsistency broke the limits for me.

    My case was filed in Nebarska then tranferred to Texas then as soon as the priority date became current, last month, it was transferred to California.

    I talked yesterday to customer service and it by chance got transferred to California Service Center where the officer told me that my case was transferred back to Texas Service Center on August 14, 2008. She also told me to call TSC to confirm it.

    I called today the National Customer Service Center (NCSC) to confirm it and the lady tells me that the case is still in California and she has no more infomation about it. I told her about my call yesterday.

    Lady: How could you have ever called CSC because their phone numbers are not public
    Me: I called the same number and for some reason it got transferred to CSC.
    Lady: Then you have already been told that your case has been transferred back on Aug 14, what do you need now ?
    Me: The website does not show that. Plus the officer yesterday asked me to confirm it which you are not doing, you are just repeating my words about my conversation. There are so many inconsitencies . You told me just now that my case is still in California.
    Lady: Can you please hold for a moment.
    After hold:
    Lady: I just talked to my supervisor, if the website says it is in California then it is California. Is there anything else I can help you with ?
    Me: I do not understand "To speed up processing " clause in the reason to transfer it to california. It has been transferred from the center which is processing 485 applications to the center which is not processing applications. So the clause "To speed up processing" is so inconsistent.
    Lady: Sir, we cannot tell you the reason why do we transfers
    Me: But you have already told me the reason in the written notice as "To speed up processing"
    Lady: It is not "To speed up processing " it is "for processing". Is there anything else that I can help you with ?
    Me: I hang up the phone.




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  • swarnapuri
    06-26 12:48 PM
    There is a news in news article thread that Senators Cantwell & Kyl have proposed a amendment which will open up a parallel employer sponsored GC path. Anyone has information regarding this amendment?




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  • roseball
    05-01 12:30 PM
    Usually, the I-485 application is considered abandoned and eventually denied if you dont show up for finger printing...

    However, if your I-140 from the previous employer is approved, you can still use that to port your PD to your current petition...You might need a copy of the old I-140 approval to do so....




    eb3_nepa
    04-17 04:32 PM
    Not sure if this is for us legal immigrants or against us. It says "hardworking americans". We are not americans yet. It could well mean that join the fight AGAINST H1Bs..




    paskal
    12-19 03:12 PM
    Dear MN members,

    Mark you calenders for the teleconference on Tuesday the 26th December at 9pm CST. Details forthcoming. Agenda is open at this time, suggestions are welcome as we finalise. Members from WI/IA/IL/Dakotas are welcome to join in, we can have an upper midwest caucus.
    Please indicate your availibility by posting here,

    Thanks!

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